2007-10-03
Original: 2007-10-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel:
Inside an arena ringed with a cheering crowd, a nun wearing a habit, a cross necklace, red boxing gloves, and red boots squares off against a snarling wild boar. A handgun lies on the ground to the left, and a small skull sits on the ground to the right.
Caption (below the panel): When God was mathematically disproven in 2054, the Vatican was forced to find a new source of income.
Votey:
A man in a tall pope's mitre (bishop's hat) with a cross on it scowls angrily and points his finger out to the side. No text.
Inside an arena ringed with a cheering crowd, a nun wearing a habit, a cross necklace, red boxing gloves, and red boots squares off against a snarling wild boar. A handgun lies on the ground to the left, and a small skull sits on the ground to the right.
Caption (below the panel): When God was mathematically disproven in 2054, the Vatican was forced to find a new source of income.
Votey:
A man in a tall pope's mitre (bishop's hat) with a cross on it scowls angrily and points his finger out to the side. No text.
Alt text
A single-panel comic set in an arena surrounded by a cheering crowd. A nun in a black habit and cross necklace, wearing red boxing gloves and red boots, crouches in a fighting stance facing a snarling brown wild boar. A discarded handgun lies on the ground at left and a small skull at right. Caption: "When God was mathematically disproven in 2054, the Vatican was forced to find a new source of income." The joke: with God disproven, the Vatican turns to staging nun-vs-animal blood sports for money. Votey (aftercomic): a simple line drawing of an angry pope wearing a tall mitre, scowling and pointing accusingly off to the side, no text.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.