2007-10-06
Original: 2007-10-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with light-colored hair and suspenders dances energetically in the middle of an office, pantsless (bare buttocks showing), pointing his arms outward. Several seated office workers watch him. He sings, with musical notes around the speech balloon:
Dancing man (singing): "NOT WEARIN' PANTS 'CAUSE PRODUCTIVITY'S DOWN! NOT GON' WEAR PANTS TILL PRODUCTIVITY'S UP!"
Caption (below panel): "One of my finest managerial moves was recruiting that singing homeless guy."
Votey:
A close-up of a wild-eyed, angry-looking man's face leaning forward, demanding:
Man: "Sing along!"
A man with light-colored hair and suspenders dances energetically in the middle of an office, pantsless (bare buttocks showing), pointing his arms outward. Several seated office workers watch him. He sings, with musical notes around the speech balloon:
Dancing man (singing): "NOT WEARIN' PANTS 'CAUSE PRODUCTIVITY'S DOWN! NOT GON' WEAR PANTS TILL PRODUCTIVITY'S UP!"
Caption (below panel): "One of my finest managerial moves was recruiting that singing homeless guy."
Votey:
A close-up of a wild-eyed, angry-looking man's face leaning forward, demanding:
Man: "Sing along!"
Alt text
A pantsless man with suspenders and light hair dances wildly in the middle of an office, pointing his arms out, his bare buttocks exposed, while seated coworkers watch. Musical notes surround his song: 'Not wearin' pants 'cause productivity's down! Not gon' wear pants till productivity's up!' A caption below reads: 'One of my finest managerial moves was recruiting that singing homeless guy.' Votey: an extreme close-up of the same man's wild, angry face leaning in and demanding, 'Sing along!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.