2007-06-12
Original: 2007-06-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with red hair (speaking): "Well, I was about to insultingly say 'who beat you with the ugly stick?' Then, I realized nobody could look at you long enough to accurately hit you. Then suddenly tee ball pops into my head."
Panel 2 (labeled "MOMENTS PRIOR..."):
Man with brown hair: "Wow, tee ball? That is SO random!"
Votey:
A distressed-looking man (close-up of face): "Neat."
Woman with red hair (speaking): "Well, I was about to insultingly say 'who beat you with the ugly stick?' Then, I realized nobody could look at you long enough to accurately hit you. Then suddenly tee ball pops into my head."
Panel 2 (labeled "MOMENTS PRIOR..."):
Man with brown hair: "Wow, tee ball? That is SO random!"
Votey:
A distressed-looking man (close-up of face): "Neat."
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: A smiling red-haired woman talks to a man (only his back/side visible). She says, "Well, I was about to insultingly say 'who beat you with the ugly stick?' Then, I realized nobody could look at you long enough to accurately hit you. Then suddenly tee ball pops into my head." Panel 2, labeled "MOMENTS PRIOR...": The same man, now facing her, responds cheerfully, "Wow, tee ball? That is SO random!" The joke: the second panel happens earlier, revealing the woman's rambling speech was her belated, deeply insulting answer to his innocent comment about tee ball being random. Votey (aftercomic): A line-drawn close-up of a man's face with a strained, uncomfortable expression and a small speech bubble flatly saying, "Neat."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.