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2007-06-08

Original: 2007-06-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
An older man (gray hair, red bow tie) leans toward a younger woman with orange hair in a pink top, who looks unimpressed.
Older man: "It just means I could spend more time with you!"

Caption (below panel): I've since been informed that incontinence diapers are not considered a selling point.

Votey:
A close-up of the older man's face, smiling.
Older man: "I can reminisce all night long"

Alt text

A purple-background panel shows an older man with gray hair and a red bow tie leaning eagerly toward a younger orange-haired woman in a pink top, who stares ahead looking unimpressed. He says, "It just means I could spend more time with you!" A caption below reads: "I've since been informed that incontinence diapers are not considered a selling point." The joke: he was pitching adult diapers as a romantic perk. Votey: a hand-drawn close-up of the same man's face, now grinning, saying "I can reminisce all night long."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.