2007-06-15
Original: 2007-06-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: BREAK UP TIPS! USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair (back to viewer) and a woman with red/orange hair sit across a table from each other.
Woman: YOU SHOULDN'T BREAK UP WITH ME!
Man: W-WHY?
Woman: BECAUSE I'M DEFINITELY FEMALE.
Votey:
The man, now facing the viewer and grinning, raises a hand.
Man: FEMALE? THAT'S MY FETISH!
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair (back to viewer) and a woman with red/orange hair sit across a table from each other.
Woman: YOU SHOULDN'T BREAK UP WITH ME!
Man: W-WHY?
Woman: BECAUSE I'M DEFINITELY FEMALE.
Votey:
The man, now facing the viewer and grinning, raises a hand.
Man: FEMALE? THAT'S MY FETISH!
Alt text
A yellow title banner reads "BREAK UP TIPS! USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY." In the panel, a brown-haired man (seen from behind) and a red-haired woman sit at a table. The woman, looking distressed, says, "You shouldn't break up with me!" The man asks, "W-why?" She replies, "Because I'm definitely female." Votey: The man, now facing forward with a wide grin and a raised hand, exclaims, "Female? That's my fetish!" — her absurd, generic appeal to reverse psychology backfires into working perfectly.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.