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2007-06-06

Original: 2007-06-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Boy (to his father, who sits at a computer): "Dad, there's this girl at school, and well... what should I-"
Dad: "Wear this." (handing him a pink sticky note / piece of paper)

Panel 2:
Caption (yellow box): "And so..."
The boy, now wearing the pink item pinned to his shirt, approaches a blonde girl at a row of school lockers.
Boy: "Hey Susie... any plans for this Friday?"

Votey:
A man's face with a speech bubble: "This holes in the condom are aerodynamic."

Alt text

Two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A boy stands behind his dad, who is seated at a computer, and asks, "Dad, there's this girl at school, and well... what should I-". The dad, without turning around, hands him a pink sticky note and says, "Wear this." Panel 2: Captioned "And so...", the boy now has the pink note pinned to his shirt as he confidently approaches a blonde girl at a row of lockers, saying, "Hey Susie... any plans for this Friday?" The joke implies the dad's advice (wearing the note) is what gives him the confidence to ask her out. Votey (bonus panel): A roughly sketched man's face with a speech bubble reading, "This holes in the condom are aerodynamic" - a goofy non sequitur pickup line.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.