2007-05-31
Original: 2007-05-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with orange hair (seen from behind, pointing) argues with a blonde woman in a teal shirt who looks distressed.
Man: I am NOT a jerk!
Woman: You told my mom she was fat!
Man: I said she could lose weight! That's true of anyone.
Woman: Oh, okay, I-
Man: Especially a lardass like her!
Votey:
Close-up of the orange-haired man's face, looking earnest.
Man: Look, I just say what's on my mind. I'm real.
A man with orange hair (seen from behind, pointing) argues with a blonde woman in a teal shirt who looks distressed.
Man: I am NOT a jerk!
Woman: You told my mom she was fat!
Man: I said she could lose weight! That's true of anyone.
Woman: Oh, okay, I-
Man: Especially a lardass like her!
Votey:
Close-up of the orange-haired man's face, looking earnest.
Man: Look, I just say what's on my mind. I'm real.
Alt text
An argument in a dimly lit room. An orange-haired man (back to us, pointing accusingly) faces a blonde woman in a teal shirt who looks upset. Speech bubbles: Man: 'I am NOT a jerk!' Woman: 'You told my mom she was fat!' Man: 'I said she could lose weight! That's true of anyone.' Woman starts to relent: 'Oh, okay, I-' but the man cuts in: 'Especially a lardass like her!', undermining his own defense. Votey: a close-up of the man's earnest face as he insists, 'Look, I just say what's on my mind. I'm real.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.