ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2007-05-27

Original: 2007-05-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with brown hair in an orange shirt leans toward a blonde woman in a purple tank top, who looks away with an unimpressed expression.
Man: CAN I LICK YOUR HAIR? I MEAN, LIKE... LICK IT.

Caption (below panel): It is really hard to come up with original pick up lines.

Votey:
A loose sketch of the same brown-haired man's face.
Man: I'm not looking for anything longterm though.

Alt text

A man with brown hair in an orange shirt leans in close to a blonde woman in a purple tank top, who looks away with a flat, unimpressed expression. He says, 'CAN I LICK YOUR HAIR? I MEAN, LIKE... LICK IT.' A caption below reads: 'It is really hard to come up with original pick up lines.' Votey: a rough sketch of the same man's face as he adds, 'I'm not looking for anything longterm though.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.