2007-05-29
Original: 2007-05-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: BREAK UP TIPS!
Subtitle: BE EMPATHETIC
Panel 1:
A woman with red hair holds the hands of a man (seen from behind) and speaks.
Woman: "I want you to know that I really do care about your stupid feelings."
Votey:
Close-up of the same woman's face, looking flat and unimpressed.
Woman: "Every last one."
Subtitle: BE EMPATHETIC
Panel 1:
A woman with red hair holds the hands of a man (seen from behind) and speaks.
Woman: "I want you to know that I really do care about your stupid feelings."
Votey:
Close-up of the same woman's face, looking flat and unimpressed.
Woman: "Every last one."
Alt text
Comic titled "BREAK UP TIPS! Be empathetic." A red-haired woman gently holds the hands of a man (shown from behind) and tells him earnestly, "I want you to know that I really do care about your stupid feelings." The supposedly empathetic gesture is undercut by the insult baked into it. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of the woman's deadpan, unimpressed face as she adds, "Every last one."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.