2007-03-29
Original: 2007-03-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1
A parent holds a small curly-haired child on their lap at night, beneath a pink sky with a yellow sun/moon and stars. The parent speaks:
Parent: AND THEN, EVERY NIGHT, SUN-GOD DESCENDS TO DO BATTLE WITH JESUS, THE MOON KING.
Caption (below the panel):
A thousand years from now, modern religions will be virtually unrecognizable.
So, I decided to give my son a headstart.
Votey:
A loosely drawn sketch: a startled person on the left recoils, hands raised, while another figure on the right is engulfed in flames, burning.
A parent holds a small curly-haired child on their lap at night, beneath a pink sky with a yellow sun/moon and stars. The parent speaks:
Parent: AND THEN, EVERY NIGHT, SUN-GOD DESCENDS TO DO BATTLE WITH JESUS, THE MOON KING.
Caption (below the panel):
A thousand years from now, modern religions will be virtually unrecognizable.
So, I decided to give my son a headstart.
Votey:
A loosely drawn sketch: a startled person on the left recoils, hands raised, while another figure on the right is engulfed in flames, burning.
Alt text
A nighttime scene: a parent cradles a small curly-haired child on their lap beneath a pink sky with a glowing yellow orb and stars. The parent tells a bedtime story in a speech bubble: 'And then, every night, Sun-God descends to do battle with Jesus, the Moon King.' Below, a caption reads: 'A thousand years from now, modern religions will be virtually unrecognizable. So, I decided to give my son a headstart.' Votey (bonus panel): a rough black-and-white sketch of a startled person recoiling with raised hands as another figure beside them goes up in flames.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.