2007-03-25
Original: 2007-03-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A balding man with reddish hair, wearing a tan jacket and purple tie, gestures with both hands while speaking to a blonde woman seen from behind.
Man: "This is my impression of you five minutes from now: 'Boo hoo hoo! My parents are dead? Why couldn't you tell me in a more pleasant way?'"
Votey:
The same man grins broadly. The blonde woman buries her face in her hand, crying.
Man: "Told you so!"
A balding man with reddish hair, wearing a tan jacket and purple tie, gestures with both hands while speaking to a blonde woman seen from behind.
Man: "This is my impression of you five minutes from now: 'Boo hoo hoo! My parents are dead? Why couldn't you tell me in a more pleasant way?'"
Votey:
The same man grins broadly. The blonde woman buries her face in her hand, crying.
Man: "Told you so!"
Alt text
A man with reddish balding hair in a tan jacket and purple tie gestures enthusiastically as he speaks to a blonde woman (shown from behind). His speech bubble reads: "This is my impression of you five minutes from now: 'Boo hoo hoo! My parents are dead? Why couldn't you tell me in a more pleasant way?'" He is mockingly mimicking how he expects her to react to bad news he is about to deliver. In the votey (a smaller black-and-white follow-up panel), the man grins triumphantly while the woman covers her face and weeps, having just been told the news. He declares, "Told you so!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.