2007-03-30
Original: 2007-03-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with red hair and a yellow polo shirt stands facing a woman with blonde hair in a green shirt, who is angrily pointing at him.
Man: "BUT I BOUGHT-"
Woman: "YOU DID NOT BUY IT FOR THE KIDS! DON'T EVEN TRY THAT! ADMIT IT! IT'S OBVIOUSLY FOR YOU!"
Caption below the panel:
"Okay, first of all, I don't like your tone of voice.
Second, "it" is named Trixxxie."
Votey:
A buxom woman gestures toward two children (seen from behind), reassuring them.
Woman: "YOUR FATHER PAID ME TO READ YOU STORIES!"
A man with red hair and a yellow polo shirt stands facing a woman with blonde hair in a green shirt, who is angrily pointing at him.
Man: "BUT I BOUGHT-"
Woman: "YOU DID NOT BUY IT FOR THE KIDS! DON'T EVEN TRY THAT! ADMIT IT! IT'S OBVIOUSLY FOR YOU!"
Caption below the panel:
"Okay, first of all, I don't like your tone of voice.
Second, "it" is named Trixxxie."
Votey:
A buxom woman gestures toward two children (seen from behind), reassuring them.
Woman: "YOUR FATHER PAID ME TO READ YOU STORIES!"
Alt text
A man with red hair in a yellow polo says "But I bought-" while a blonde woman in a green shirt angrily points at him and shouts "You did NOT buy it for the kids! Don't even try that! Admit it! It's obviously for you!" The caption below reads: "Okay, first of all, I don't like your tone of voice. Second, 'it' is named Trixxxie." implying the purchase is a stripper or sex worker. In the votey aftercomic, a busty woman gestures toward two children and insists "Your father paid me to read you stories!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.