2007-03-23
Original: 2007-03-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS: "COURTROOM TACTICS"
TECHNIQUE ONE
GET YOUR OPPONENT OFF GUARD WITH AN UNEXPECTED LEGAL REFERENCE
Panel: A male lawyer in a suit, holding a folder, gestures toward another person (seen from behind) while speaking.
Lawyer: "In response to your objection, I'd like to cite the case of Your Mother vs. I Had Sex With Her."
Votey:
A man with a glum expression, shown with a thought bubble.
Man (thinking): "I hate lawyering against my dad..."
TECHNIQUE ONE
GET YOUR OPPONENT OFF GUARD WITH AN UNEXPECTED LEGAL REFERENCE
Panel: A male lawyer in a suit, holding a folder, gestures toward another person (seen from behind) while speaking.
Lawyer: "In response to your objection, I'd like to cite the case of Your Mother vs. I Had Sex With Her."
Votey:
A man with a glum expression, shown with a thought bubble.
Man (thinking): "I hate lawyering against my dad..."
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. A yellow title banner reads: "SMBC PRESENTS: 'COURTROOM TACTICS' — TECHNIQUE ONE — GET YOUR OPPONENT OFF GUARD WITH AN UNEXPECTED LEGAL REFERENCE." Below, a male lawyer in a suit holds a folder and gestures toward an opposing person (seen from behind) in a courtroom, saying: "In response to your objection, I'd like to cite the case of Your Mother vs. I Had Sex With Her." Votey (aftercomic): a glum-faced man with a thought bubble reading, "I hate lawyering against my dad..." — revealing the crude joke is being delivered by the man's own father in court.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.