2007-03-19
Original: 2007-03-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with long blonde hair, wearing a green shirt and purple skirt, is tied with rope to a tree in a forest. She raises one hand and shouts at a man standing in front of her who is holding a running chainsaw.
Woman: NOT A CHANCE, DEFORESTER! IF YOU WANT THIS WOOD, YOU'LL HAVE TO COME THROUGH ME!
Caption (below panel): The average toothpick is 0.01% hippie.
Votey:
A hand-drawn black-and-white panel. A person with curly hair holds up a single toothpick pinched between their fingers, presenting it.
Speech bubble (pointing at the toothpick): MEAT IS MURDER
A woman with long blonde hair, wearing a green shirt and purple skirt, is tied with rope to a tree in a forest. She raises one hand and shouts at a man standing in front of her who is holding a running chainsaw.
Woman: NOT A CHANCE, DEFORESTER! IF YOU WANT THIS WOOD, YOU'LL HAVE TO COME THROUGH ME!
Caption (below panel): The average toothpick is 0.01% hippie.
Votey:
A hand-drawn black-and-white panel. A person with curly hair holds up a single toothpick pinched between their fingers, presenting it.
Speech bubble (pointing at the toothpick): MEAT IS MURDER
Alt text
A color comic panel shows a forest where a blonde woman in a green shirt and purple skirt has tied herself with rope to a tree to protect it. She raises a hand and shouts at a man holding a running chainsaw: "Not a chance, deforester! If you want this wood, you'll have to come through me!" The implication is that the tree gets cut down with her still tied to it. A caption beneath reads: "The average toothpick is 0.01% hippie." The votey is a rough black-and-white drawing of a curly-haired person holding up a single toothpick between their fingers, with a speech bubble pointing at the toothpick reading "Meat is murder" — joking that the toothpick contains the remains of the tree-hugging activist.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.