2007-03-17
Original: 2007-03-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: SMBC'S GUIDE TO SURVIVING THE NUCLEAR WAR
EPISODE ONE
"THINGS TO AVOID"
(Panel: Several missiles with pointed nose cones and fins streak through a pink sky.)
Caption: THING ONE: NUCLEAR MISSILES
Votey:
(A stick figure stands beside a large billowing explosion cloud, raising one hand.)
Stick figure: DAMN.
Sound effect: BOOM!!
Caption: THING 2: NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS
EPISODE ONE
"THINGS TO AVOID"
(Panel: Several missiles with pointed nose cones and fins streak through a pink sky.)
Caption: THING ONE: NUCLEAR MISSILES
Votey:
(A stick figure stands beside a large billowing explosion cloud, raising one hand.)
Stick figure: DAMN.
Sound effect: BOOM!!
Caption: THING 2: NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS
Alt text
A mock survival guide titled "SMBC's Guide to Surviving the Nuclear War, Episode One: Things to Avoid." The single panel shows several finned nuclear missiles flying through a pink sky, captioned "Thing One: Nuclear Missiles." The joke is the absurd obviousness of the advice. Votey: a stick figure stands beside a huge explosion cloud labeled "BOOM!!", calmly saying "DAMN," under the caption "Thing 2: Nuclear Explosions" — continuing the gag with another comically obvious thing to avoid.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.