ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2006-09-19

Original: 2006-09-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:

Man with orange/red hair (holding a book): I'm just asking you to look at the manuscript! I know it's not your usual material, but this information needs to be public!

The book in his hands is titled: MODERN GENOCIDE

Bald older man (gesturing dismissively): For the last time, NO!

Caption (below the panel): None of the publishers were interested in my How To guide.

Votey:

The orange-haired man, in close-up: Well, at least consider my "for dummies" version.

Alt text

A man with orange hair holds out a yellow book titled "MODERN GENOCIDE" to a bald older man in a dim, bookshelf-lined office. The orange-haired man pleads, "I'm just asking you to look at the manuscript! I know it's not your usual material, but this information needs to be public!" The bald man waves him off: "For the last time, NO!" A caption underneath reads: "None of the publishers were interested in my How To guide." The dark joke: his book on modern genocide is a how-to manual, not a history. Votey: a close-up of the orange-haired man's face as he tries one more pitch: "Well, at least consider my 'for dummies' version."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.