2006-10-01
Original: 2006-10-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Setting: A doctor's office. A patient with dark hair, seen from behind, sits across a desk from a doctor in a white coat with orange/red hair. A computer monitor sits on the desk between them; X-ray-like images hang on the wall behind the doctor.
Doctor (gesturing with both index fingers raised): "WE CALL THAT 'FREESTYLIN'!'"
Caption (below panel): Reason #12 not to be a malpractice attorney.
Votey:
A close-up of a man (the doctor) with a speech bubble.
Doctor: "Some patients just don't 'get' my Art."
Setting: A doctor's office. A patient with dark hair, seen from behind, sits across a desk from a doctor in a white coat with orange/red hair. A computer monitor sits on the desk between them; X-ray-like images hang on the wall behind the doctor.
Doctor (gesturing with both index fingers raised): "WE CALL THAT 'FREESTYLIN'!'"
Caption (below panel): Reason #12 not to be a malpractice attorney.
Votey:
A close-up of a man (the doctor) with a speech bubble.
Doctor: "Some patients just don't 'get' my Art."
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: A doctor's office. A dark-haired patient is seen from behind, sitting across a desk from a smiling red-haired doctor in a white coat. A computer monitor sits between them and X-ray-style images hang on the wall. The doctor raises both index fingers triumphantly and declares, "WE CALL THAT 'FREESTYLIN'!'" A caption below reads: "Reason #12 not to be a malpractice attorney." The joke implies the doctor improvises medical procedures, making malpractice cases unwinnable or absurd. Votey (aftercomic): A loose sketch close-up of the doctor's face with a speech bubble saying, "Some patients just don't 'get' my Art" — framing his reckless freestyling as misunderstood artistry.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.