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2006-09-30

Original: 2006-09-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Single panel: A couples therapy session. A bald counselor sits in the foreground holding a notepad and pen, facing a man with orange/red hair (green shirt) and a woman with brown hair (yellow shirt) who sit together on a green couch.

Man: She's always making these little jokes making fun of my looks. I know she's joking, but it's really hurtful.

Counselor: Interesting... Say, does your face hurt?

Man: Uh... no... why?

Counselor: Because it's sure hurtin' me!

Caption (below panel): My wife and counselor spent roughly the next fifteen minutes high-fiving.

Votey:
A hand-drawn close-up of a person's face looking pained/uncomfortable, with a speech bubble pointing at them.
Speech bubble: Please stop hugging

Alt text

A single-panel comic of a couples therapy session. A bald counselor holding a notepad sits facing a red-haired man and a brown-haired woman on a green couch. The man says, 'She's always making these little jokes making fun of my looks. I know she's joking, but it's really hurtful.' The counselor replies, 'Interesting... Say, does your face hurt?' The man answers, 'Uh... no... why?' The counselor delivers the classic insult: 'Because it's sure hurtin' me!' A caption below reads: 'My wife and counselor spent roughly the next fifteen minutes high-fiving.' The joke: the counselor, meant to help, instead joins the wife in mocking him. Votey (aftercomic): a rough hand-drawn close-up of a pained face with a speech bubble saying 'Please stop hugging' — implying the high-fiving escalated to unwanted hugging.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.