2006-10-15
Original: 2006-10-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A scientist in a lab coat and dark goggles gestures toward a monitor showing a swirling pinwheel/spiral pattern on a green screen.
Scientist: THIS MACHINE WILL SHOW YOU THE VERY LAST THING YOU'LL SEE BEFORE YOU DIE.
A man (brown hair, green shirt) seated in front of the monitor stares at it.
Man: WOWWWW...
Panel 2:
The scientist presses a gun to the side of the seated man's head.
Scientist: SOON...
Sound effect: BANG!
The gun fires (yellow muzzle flash); the monitor now shows the swirling pattern with a small smiley face. A red spray erupts from the man's head.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, eyes wide behind glasses, blood spattered across his face and glasses.
Caption: Get it?!
A scientist in a lab coat and dark goggles gestures toward a monitor showing a swirling pinwheel/spiral pattern on a green screen.
Scientist: THIS MACHINE WILL SHOW YOU THE VERY LAST THING YOU'LL SEE BEFORE YOU DIE.
A man (brown hair, green shirt) seated in front of the monitor stares at it.
Man: WOWWWW...
Panel 2:
The scientist presses a gun to the side of the seated man's head.
Scientist: SOON...
Sound effect: BANG!
The gun fires (yellow muzzle flash); the monitor now shows the swirling pattern with a small smiley face. A red spray erupts from the man's head.
Votey:
A close-up of the man's face, eyes wide behind glasses, blood spattered across his face and glasses.
Caption: Get it?!
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a scientist in a lab coat and dark goggles points at a green computer monitor displaying a swirling pinwheel pattern and says, "This machine will show you the very last thing you'll see before you die." A seated man with brown hair stares at it and says, "Wowwww..." Panel 2: the scientist presses a gun to the seated man's head, says "Soon..." and fires with a loud "BANG!" Blood sprays from the man's head, and the monitor pattern now includes a small smiley face -- revealing that the swirling screen IS the last thing he sees. Votey: a bloody close-up of the man's startled face behind glasses, with the caption "Get it?!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.