2006-09-12
Original: 2006-09-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair in a green shirt sits at a small café table at night, holding hands with a woman with long reddish-brown hair in a pink top. He gazes at her lovingly.
Man: MY WIFE IS DEAD - I'M AT PEACE WITH THAT NOW, AND IN LOVE WITH YOU.
Caption (below panel): You'd think she'd have been impressed. I mean, how many people can belch an entire sentence?
Votey:
A crudely hand-drawn close-up of a man's face.
Man (in a wobbly, sketchy speech bubble): I LOVE YOU
A man with brown hair in a green shirt sits at a small café table at night, holding hands with a woman with long reddish-brown hair in a pink top. He gazes at her lovingly.
Man: MY WIFE IS DEAD - I'M AT PEACE WITH THAT NOW, AND IN LOVE WITH YOU.
Caption (below panel): You'd think she'd have been impressed. I mean, how many people can belch an entire sentence?
Votey:
A crudely hand-drawn close-up of a man's face.
Man (in a wobbly, sketchy speech bubble): I LOVE YOU
Alt text
A man in a green shirt holds hands across a small café table at night with a woman in a pink top, gazing at her lovingly and saying, "My wife is dead - I'm at peace with that now, and in love with you." The caption below reads: "You'd think she'd have been impressed. I mean, how many people can belch an entire sentence?" The joke: his romantic declaration was actually delivered as a single belch. Votey: a crude, intentionally ugly hand-drawn close-up of a man's face with a wobbly speech bubble saying "I LOVE YOU."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.