2006-09-14
Original: 2006-09-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A person with flame-like reddish-orange hair holds a yellow sheet of paper covered in handwritten text.
The paper reads:
"ARE YOU SOME CRAZY HOMELESS GUY EXAM
SECTION 2: MATH
(1) WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 64?
A) 32
B) 8
C) 8
D) I TOLD YOU DAMN TEEN DON'T BE LATE ON ME CRAP CRAPASS BASTARD! BLAUGH! BLAUGH! BLAH!"
Votey:
A close-up of the same flame-haired character's face, looking annoyed/disheveled. Speech (the character speaking): "I'm a grad student, you shit!"
A person with flame-like reddish-orange hair holds a yellow sheet of paper covered in handwritten text.
The paper reads:
"ARE YOU SOME CRAZY HOMELESS GUY EXAM
SECTION 2: MATH
(1) WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 64?
A) 32
B) 8
C) 8
D) I TOLD YOU DAMN TEEN DON'T BE LATE ON ME CRAP CRAPASS BASTARD! BLAUGH! BLAUGH! BLAH!"
Votey:
A close-up of the same flame-haired character's face, looking annoyed/disheveled. Speech (the character speaking): "I'm a grad student, you shit!"
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Main panel: a person with wild, flame-like reddish-orange hair holds up a yellow handwritten exam sheet titled "ARE YOU SOME CRAZY HOMELESS GUY EXAM, SECTION 2: MATH." Question 1 asks "What is the square root of 64?" with answers A) 32, B) 8, C) 8, and D) a rambling angry rant: "I told you damn teen don't be late on me crap crapass bastard! Blaugh! Blaugh! Blah!" The joke is that the test purportedly distinguishing a crazy homeless person includes a deranged ranting answer option. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the same disheveled flame-haired character's face, indignant, retorting "I'm a grad student, you shit!" — implying the supposed homeless ranter is actually an overworked grad student.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.