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2006-07-09

Original: 2006-07-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man with brown hair (green shirt) sits across a table from a blonde woman (pink shirt). Above the woman's head is a mounted electronic scrolling sign.

Man: YOU KNOW, I REALLY FEEL THAT YOUR NEW SIGN IS PUTTING A STRAIN ON OUR MARRIAGE.

Electronic sign (above the woman): COUNTDOWN TO DIVORCE
2Y 1M 03 51 22

Caption (below panel): Immediately, the counter ticked down two months.

Votey:
A simple line-drawn face speaks.

Face: One of my boyfriends has it on remote control.

Alt text

A man in a green shirt sits at a table across from a blonde woman in a pink shirt. Mounted above the woman's head is an electronic scrolling sign that reads "COUNTDOWN TO DIVORCE" with a counter showing roughly two years, one month, and a ticking time. The man says, "You know, I really feel that your new sign is putting a strain on our marriage." A caption below reads: "Immediately, the counter ticked down two months." Votey: A simple doodled face says, "One of my boyfriends has it on remote control."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.