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2006-07-07

Original: 2006-07-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
The Joker (green-haired, white-faced supervillain): "HAHAHAHAHA! I can't wait to see the horror on doctors' faces after I pour THIS in Gotham's water supply!"
The Joker holds up a bottle, throwing a punch (sound effect: "POW!"). The bottle is labeled: "CURE FOR ALL DISEASES"
Batman (lunging in from the right): "NOT SO FAST, JOKER!"

Votey:
Text on a tipped-over green bottle: "JOKER TRIES TO DESTROY PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY"

Alt text

A comic in the style of a Batman comic book. The Joker, with green hair and a white face, laughs maniacally and throws a punch (with a "POW!" sound effect) while holding up a bottle labeled "CURE FOR ALL DISEASES." He says, "HAHAHAHAHA! I can't wait to see the horror on doctors' faces after I pour THIS in Gotham's water supply!" Batman lunges in from the right, shouting, "NOT SO FAST, JOKER!" The joke: the Joker's evil scheme is to cure every disease, which would horrify doctors and the pharmaceutical industry. Votey (aftercomic): a tipped-over green bottle labeled "JOKER TRIES TO DESTROY PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY," as if it were a news headline framing his good deed as villainy.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.