2006-05-14
Original: 2006-05-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young man with orange hair, sitting in a chair, holds out a bouquet of pink flowers wrapped in green paper to a blonde woman seen from behind.
Man: "HEY! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! YEAH, SO, THEY WERE ALL OUT OF ROSES. SO I GOT YOU SOME BITCHWEED INSTEAD."
Caption below the comic:
Man: "I mean carnations! Carnations! Wooh, Freudian slip, am I right?"
Votey:
Three hand-drawn sketches of flowers in glasses/vases, each labeled:
- Left: a glass of frizzy bushy flowers, labeled "Bitchweed"
- Right: a glass of spiky tulip-like flowers, labeled "Doucheplant"
- Bottom center: a glass with a single small drooping flower, labeled "Assholedinia"
A young man with orange hair, sitting in a chair, holds out a bouquet of pink flowers wrapped in green paper to a blonde woman seen from behind.
Man: "HEY! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! YEAH, SO, THEY WERE ALL OUT OF ROSES. SO I GOT YOU SOME BITCHWEED INSTEAD."
Caption below the comic:
Man: "I mean carnations! Carnations! Wooh, Freudian slip, am I right?"
Votey:
Three hand-drawn sketches of flowers in glasses/vases, each labeled:
- Left: a glass of frizzy bushy flowers, labeled "Bitchweed"
- Right: a glass of spiky tulip-like flowers, labeled "Doucheplant"
- Bottom center: a glass with a single small drooping flower, labeled "Assholedinia"
Alt text
A young orange-haired man sits in a chair holding out a bouquet of pink carnations wrapped in green paper to a blonde woman shown from behind. He says cheerfully: "Hey! Happy Mother's Day! Yeah, so, they were all out of roses. So I got you some BITCHWEED instead." A caption beneath reads: "I mean carnations! Carnations! Wooh, Freudian slip, am I right?" The joke is that his "slip" reveals what he really thinks of her. Votey: three crude pencil sketches of flowers in glasses, each given an insulting fake botanical name: a bushy frizzy bloom labeled "Bitchweed," a spiky tulip-like cluster labeled "Doucheplant," and a single drooping flower labeled "Assholedinia."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.