2006-04-10
Original: 2006-04-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A giant ape looms over a man in a tuxedo and bow tie. The ape speaks in a speech balloon.
Ape: Gwarghh. Rarrrhgh. Muahghh.
The tuxedoed man, looking nervous, responds in a small speech balloon.
Man: Help. Help.
Caption (below panel): My favorite King Kong adaptation is the one from the 40s, starring Humphrey Bogart.
Votey:
A loose, sketchy line drawing of a man's face, dapper and slightly worried-looking.
Text above his head: Vroom vroom. Bang. Rargh. Argh.
A giant ape looms over a man in a tuxedo and bow tie. The ape speaks in a speech balloon.
Ape: Gwarghh. Rarrrhgh. Muahghh.
The tuxedoed man, looking nervous, responds in a small speech balloon.
Man: Help. Help.
Caption (below panel): My favorite King Kong adaptation is the one from the 40s, starring Humphrey Bogart.
Votey:
A loose, sketchy line drawing of a man's face, dapper and slightly worried-looking.
Text above his head: Vroom vroom. Bang. Rargh. Argh.
Alt text
Main comic: A single dark panel shows a giant ape (King Kong) looming over a small, nervous man in a tuxedo and bow tie. The ape roars in a speech balloon, 'Gwarghh. Rarrrhgh. Muahghh.' The man weakly replies, 'Help. Help.' The caption beneath reads: 'My favorite King Kong adaptation is the one from the 40s, starring Humphrey Bogart.' The joke imagines a noir-era Bogart playing the terrified human lead. Votey: A sketchy line drawing of a dapper, slightly worried man's face, with onomatopoeia floating above him reading 'Vroom vroom. Bang. Rargh. Argh.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.