2006-04-23
Original: 2006-04-23 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A man with messy hair stands in the foreground in front of a red fire engine. Two firefighters in helmets and tan turnout coats flank him, each gripping a fire hose. Instead of spraying water, the hoses are launching a barrage of sharp objects — knives, scissors, and other blades — which are striking the man in the head and chest.
Firefighter (left): "HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR HOUSE CATCH FIRE?!"
Firefighter (right): "YEAH IDIOT! GEEZ!"
Caption (below panel): "After the fire engine ran out of water, we were forced to improvise."
Votey:
A firefighter (shown from the nose down, wearing a helmet) speaks.
Firefighter: "We can save your dog from fire, but not from shame."
A man with messy hair stands in the foreground in front of a red fire engine. Two firefighters in helmets and tan turnout coats flank him, each gripping a fire hose. Instead of spraying water, the hoses are launching a barrage of sharp objects — knives, scissors, and other blades — which are striking the man in the head and chest.
Firefighter (left): "HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR HOUSE CATCH FIRE?!"
Firefighter (right): "YEAH IDIOT! GEEZ!"
Caption (below panel): "After the fire engine ran out of water, we were forced to improvise."
Votey:
A firefighter (shown from the nose down, wearing a helmet) speaks.
Firefighter: "We can save your dog from fire, but not from shame."
Alt text
Single-panel comic. A man with messy hair stands in front of a red fire engine, flanked by two firefighters in helmets and tan coats who aim fire hoses at him. Instead of water, the hoses blast sharp knives and scissors that stab him in the head and chest. The left firefighter shouts, 'How could you let your house catch fire?!' and the right one yells, 'Yeah idiot! Geez!' A caption below reads: 'After the fire engine ran out of water, we were forced to improvise.' Votey: a firefighter, shown from the nose down, says, 'We can save your dog from fire, but not from shame.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.