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2006-04-27

Original: 2006-04-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man dressed as a Puritan witch-hunter (black wide-brimmed hat, white collar) speaks confidently to a green-skinned witch in a tall black pointed hat.
Witch-hunter: "Sorry, Bride of Satan! As you can see I've created a circle of salt, past which your wicked powers cannot penetr-"
The witch raises a gun and pulls the trigger.
Sound effect: "CLICK"

Votey:
Handwritten note: "This comic is a call for more scientifically rigorous ant-Witch magic studies!"

Alt text

A man in Puritan witch-hunter garb (black wide-brimmed hat, white collar) smugly addresses a green-skinned witch in a tall pointed hat: "Sorry, Bride of Satan! As you can see I've created a circle of salt, past which your wicked powers cannot penetr-" Before he finishes, the witch calmly points a gun at him and pulls the trigger, with a "CLICK" sound effect. The joke: his anti-witch defense relies on magic folklore (salt circles), while she just uses a firearm. Votey: a handwritten note reads, "This comic is a call for more scientifically rigorous ant-Witch magic studies!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.