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2005-10-07

Original: 2005-10-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man (Todd, entering with a grocery bag, arm raised, two scantily dressed women behind him): "HONEY! I'M BACK! AND I BROUGHT SOME FILTHY WHORES!"

In the foreground, the back of a person's head (the partner he's addressing) is visible.

Caption: "Apparently, Todd had made some creative changes to the grocery list."

Votey:
A handwritten grocery list on a square scrap of paper:
- Regular whores
- Pie
- FILTHY WHORES (written larger and bolder)

Alt text

Main comic: A grinning man (named Todd in the caption) strides through a doorway holding a grocery bag, one arm thrown up in greeting, with two scantily clad women in red and yellow dresses standing behind him. In the foreground, seen from behind, is the partner he's greeting. He shouts, "HONEY! I'M BACK! AND I BROUGHT SOME FILTHY WHORES!" Caption beneath: "Apparently, Todd had made some creative changes to the grocery list."

Votey: A handwritten grocery list on a scrap of paper reads: "- Regular whores, - Pie, - FILTHY WHORES" with the last item written in large bold letters, revealing the grocery list itself called for the whores.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.