2005-10-06
Original: 2005-10-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with graying hair, wearing a yellow shirt, gestures toward a young boy with red hair in a green shirt. They stand in a room with a framed picture on the wall.
Man: KNOCK KNOCK.
Boy: WHO'S THERE!?
Man: NOT MOMMY EVER AGAIN.
Caption below the comic: Still, it was better than my initial idea for "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Your mother's a corpse.
Votey:
A roughly sketched close-up of the man's face with a speech bubble.
Man: Why did she fail to cross the road?
A man with graying hair, wearing a yellow shirt, gestures toward a young boy with red hair in a green shirt. They stand in a room with a framed picture on the wall.
Man: KNOCK KNOCK.
Boy: WHO'S THERE!?
Man: NOT MOMMY EVER AGAIN.
Caption below the comic: Still, it was better than my initial idea for "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Your mother's a corpse.
Votey:
A roughly sketched close-up of the man's face with a speech bubble.
Man: Why did she fail to cross the road?
Alt text
A man with graying hair in a yellow shirt gestures toward a small red-haired boy in a green shirt, in a room with a framed picture on the wall. The man says "Knock knock," the boy replies "Who's there!?" and the man delivers the grim punchline "Not mommy ever again." A caption underneath reads: "Still, it was better than my initial idea for 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Your mother's a corpse." In the votey aftercomic, a crudely sketched close-up of the man's face asks, "Why did she fail to cross the road?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.