2005-11-11
Original: 2005-11-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
Doctor (holding a newborn baby): CONGRATULATIONS! IT'S A BOY!
Woman in hospital bed (alarmed, hand over mouth): WHAT?! YOU SAID YOU WERE GETTING AN EYE EXAM!
A man in scrubs stands beside the bed.
Sound/burst near the bed: TEEHEE!
Caption below the comic: On the plus side, the last forty-seven hours suddenly made a whole lot more sense.
Votey:
A woman (offscreen, speech from the upper left): But where's your husband?
A man looks to the side with an awkward, uneasy expression.
Doctor (holding a newborn baby): CONGRATULATIONS! IT'S A BOY!
Woman in hospital bed (alarmed, hand over mouth): WHAT?! YOU SAID YOU WERE GETTING AN EYE EXAM!
A man in scrubs stands beside the bed.
Sound/burst near the bed: TEEHEE!
Caption below the comic: On the plus side, the last forty-seven hours suddenly made a whole lot more sense.
Votey:
A woman (offscreen, speech from the upper left): But where's your husband?
A man looks to the side with an awkward, uneasy expression.
Alt text
A four-figure hospital delivery scene. A doctor in white, wearing a head mirror, holds up a smiling newborn baby and announces "Congratulations! It's a boy!" A blonde woman in a hospital gown, lying in the bed, claps a hand over her mouth in shock and exclaims "What?! You said you were getting an eye exam!" A man in blue scrubs stands at her side. A small burst of "Teehee!" comes from near the bed. The caption reads: "On the plus side, the last forty-seven hours suddenly made a whole lot more sense." The joke: the woman had no idea she was pregnant or in labor, having been told it was only an eye exam.
Votey: A simple black-and-white sketch of a man looking sideways with an awkward, uncomfortable expression as an unseen woman asks, "But where's your husband?"
Votey: A simple black-and-white sketch of a man looking sideways with an awkward, uncomfortable expression as an unseen woman asks, "But where's your husband?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.