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2005-11-12

Original: 2005-11-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman: OH THANK GOD! YOU SAVED MY LIFE!
A Batman-like superhero (grinning, in a bat-cowl with pointed ears): ALL IN A DAY'S WORK MA'AM.

Panel 2 (close on the hero's grin, the woman looking back nervously):
Woman: IS... IS THAT... ARE YOU - ?
Hero: YES MA'AM I AM.

Caption (below the comic): Super sexual harassment is one of America's least reported crimes.

Votey:
A woman's face shown in a thought bubble, thinking: "I'm gonna dress like a clown, then kill you."

Alt text

A two-panel comic drawn in a colorful style. In the first panel, a grinning Batman-like superhero in a blue bat-cowl with pointed ears holds a frightened brown-haired woman against his chest after rescuing her. She exclaims, "Oh thank God! You saved my life!" and he replies smiling, "All in a day's work ma'am." In the second panel, the woman, now looking nervous and uncomfortable, stammers, "Is... is that... are you - ?" and the hero, still grinning, answers, "Yes ma'am I am" — implying he is pressing himself against her inappropriately. A caption beneath reads: "Super sexual harassment is one of America's least reported crimes." The votey aftercomic is a rough black-and-white sketch of the woman's worried face with a thought bubble reading, "I'm gonna dress like a clown, then kill you."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.