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2005-11-10

Original: 2005-11-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A dark-haired boy in a blue shirt sits at a yellow table, holding up a bottle, talking to a red-haired girl in a pink shirt with a smiley-face button.

Boy: WOW! I THOUGHT DRINKING RUBBING ALCOHOL WOULD MAKE YOU GO BLIND...
Boy: ONLY IF YOU MEAN BLIND WITH FLAVOR!

Caption: Clark Kent was a precocious lad.

Votey:
A loose line-drawing of the same boy's smiling face.
Boy: And borax tastes like maple syrup!

Alt text

A dark-haired boy in a blue shirt sits at a yellow table across from a red-haired girl in a pink shirt with a smiley-face button. Holding up a bottle, he says, 'Wow! I thought drinking rubbing alcohol would make you go blind... Only if you mean blind with flavor!' The caption reads: 'Clark Kent was a precocious lad.' The joke is that the boy is the future Superman, who is invulnerable, so toxic substances do nothing but taste interesting to him. Votey: a loose sketch of the same boy's grinning face adding, 'And borax tastes like maple syrup!'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.