2005-04-25
Original: 2005-04-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A superhero in a blue suit with a red cape and an "S" emblem on his chest rides a vintage penny-farthing bicycle (large front wheel, small rear wheel) down a city street, one fist raised.
Superhero: STOP CRIMINALS!
The bicycle's horn: HONK! HONK!
In the foreground, three bystanders look on: an older woman in purple, a man in a blue shirt wearing a black ski mask, and a blond man wearing a red bandana over his lower face.
Caption (below panel): I just can't take Superman as seriously since he lost his ability to fly.
Votey:
Close-up of the same superhero's face, looking annoyed/disgruntled.
Superhero: LUTHER'S DOWNTOWN? MAN I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE THE BUS
A superhero in a blue suit with a red cape and an "S" emblem on his chest rides a vintage penny-farthing bicycle (large front wheel, small rear wheel) down a city street, one fist raised.
Superhero: STOP CRIMINALS!
The bicycle's horn: HONK! HONK!
In the foreground, three bystanders look on: an older woman in purple, a man in a blue shirt wearing a black ski mask, and a blond man wearing a red bandana over his lower face.
Caption (below panel): I just can't take Superman as seriously since he lost his ability to fly.
Votey:
Close-up of the same superhero's face, looking annoyed/disgruntled.
Superhero: LUTHER'S DOWNTOWN? MAN I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE THE BUS
Alt text
A superhero in a blue suit, red cape, and an "S" chest emblem rides a vintage penny-farthing bicycle (huge front wheel) down a city street, fist raised, shouting "STOP CRIMINALS!" while the bike honks "HONK! HONK!". Three bystanders watch in the foreground, including two men in face coverings (a ski mask and a bandana) who look like criminals but go unbothered. The caption reads: "I just can't take Superman as seriously since he lost his ability to fly." Votey: a close-up of the same hero's annoyed face thinking, "Luther's downtown? Man I do not want to take the bus" — now that he can't fly, even fighting his archenemy means a tedious commute.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.