2005-04-21
Original: 2005-04-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Announcer (a man in a suit holding a microphone): "Isn't that AMAZING folks. They've been at it non-stop for nearly two months now!"
Two contestants sit across a table from each other, facing off. A sign on the front of the table reads: "STARING CONTEST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP — DAY 59"
Caption (below the panel): Needless to say, both participants had long since died.
Votey:
Text on a gravestone: "HE DIED AS HE LIVED: POINTLESSLY"
Announcer (a man in a suit holding a microphone): "Isn't that AMAZING folks. They've been at it non-stop for nearly two months now!"
Two contestants sit across a table from each other, facing off. A sign on the front of the table reads: "STARING CONTEST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP — DAY 59"
Caption (below the panel): Needless to say, both participants had long since died.
Votey:
Text on a gravestone: "HE DIED AS HE LIVED: POINTLESSLY"
Alt text
A TV announcer in a suit holds a microphone and beams at the camera, saying, "Isn't that AMAZING folks. They've been at it non-stop for nearly two months now!" Behind him, two contestants sit motionless across a table, staring at each other. A sign on the table reads "STARING CONTEST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP — DAY 59." A caption below reads: "Needless to say, both participants had long since died." Votey: a simple drawing of a gravestone with the epitaph "HE DIED AS HE LIVED: POINTLESSLY."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.