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2005-04-21

Original: 2005-04-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Announcer (a man in a suit holding a microphone): "Isn't that AMAZING folks. They've been at it non-stop for nearly two months now!"

Two contestants sit across a table from each other, facing off. A sign on the front of the table reads: "STARING CONTEST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP — DAY 59"

Caption (below the panel): Needless to say, both participants had long since died.

Votey:
Text on a gravestone: "HE DIED AS HE LIVED: POINTLESSLY"

Alt text

A TV announcer in a suit holds a microphone and beams at the camera, saying, "Isn't that AMAZING folks. They've been at it non-stop for nearly two months now!" Behind him, two contestants sit motionless across a table, staring at each other. A sign on the table reads "STARING CONTEST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP — DAY 59." A caption below reads: "Needless to say, both participants had long since died." Votey: a simple drawing of a gravestone with the epitaph "HE DIED AS HE LIVED: POINTLESSLY."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.