2005-04-26
Original: 2005-04-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Setting: A courtroom. A woman with red hair in a pink top stands at a witness stand or behind a wooden barrier, gesturing angrily with raised fists. A blond-haired man in a suit (a lawyer) stands with his back to the viewer, one hand extended.
Red-haired woman (at the stand): "I did NOT kill and eat my husband!"
Lawyer: "That's fine, ma'am, but we were talking about the plaintiff's husband."
Red-haired woman: "No comment!"
Votey:
The red-haired woman (drawn in a loose sketch style), looking nervous, adds:
"I will, however, make the following yummy-noises."
Red-haired woman (at the stand): "I did NOT kill and eat my husband!"
Lawyer: "That's fine, ma'am, but we were talking about the plaintiff's husband."
Red-haired woman: "No comment!"
Votey:
The red-haired woman (drawn in a loose sketch style), looking nervous, adds:
"I will, however, make the following yummy-noises."
Alt text
A courtroom scene. A red-haired woman in a pink top stands behind a wooden barrier, shaking her fists and shouting, "I did NOT kill and eat my husband!" A blond lawyer in a suit, seen from behind with a hand extended, calmly replies, "That's fine, ma'am, but we were talking about the plaintiff's husband." Realizing she just incriminated herself, the woman blurts, "No comment!" Votey (a rough sketch panel): the same nervous-looking woman adds, "I will, however, make the following yummy-noises."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.