2005-04-16
Original: 2005-04-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel: A family sits around a dinner table set with placemats, plates, drinks, and a vase of red flowers. A young woman with red hair, standing and gesturing emphatically with both arms raised, addresses an older couple seated across from her. Beside the young woman sits a large yellow robot with a single red eye.
Young woman with red hair: "WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! KILLKULON AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!"
Older man (gray-haired, in a light blue shirt): "OVER MY DEAD BODY!"
Caption below the panel: Killkulon was Mary's first cousin.
Votey: A simple black-and-white panel showing the silhouette/outline of a person with long hair (a woman) seen from the side, speaking.
Woman: "BE MORE TOLERANT, OR DIE."
Young woman with red hair: "WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! KILLKULON AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!"
Older man (gray-haired, in a light blue shirt): "OVER MY DEAD BODY!"
Caption below the panel: Killkulon was Mary's first cousin.
Votey: A simple black-and-white panel showing the silhouette/outline of a person with long hair (a woman) seen from the side, speaking.
Woman: "BE MORE TOLERANT, OR DIE."
Alt text
A single-panel comic at a family dinner table. A standing red-haired young woman throws both arms up and shouts at a seated older couple: "Well I don't care what you think! Killkulon and I are getting married!!!" Sitting calmly right next to her is her intended, a large yellow robot with a single glowing red eye. The gray-haired older man snaps back, "Over my dead body!" A caption beneath reads: "Killkulon was Mary's first cousin" -- revealing the parents object not to the robot fiance but to the incest. The votey (a small follow-up panel) shows the line-art outline of a long-haired woman declaring, "Be more tolerant, or die."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.