2005-03-30
Original: 2005-03-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red hair lounges on a yellow couch in a living room. A woman with curly brown hair sits in the foreground, holding a fan of Steven Seagal VHS tapes (titles visible: "Marked for Death," "Out for Justice," "Hard to Kill"). The man speaks.
Man: HONEY, I'M SORRY. I JUST DON'T SHARE YOUR PASSION FOR STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIES...
Caption (below panel): The poison moved slowly, but would soon reach her heart.
Votey:
A close-up of a bearded man's face looking up, with a speech bubble.
Bearded man: NO ONE WILL JUDGE ME
A man with red hair lounges on a yellow couch in a living room. A woman with curly brown hair sits in the foreground, holding a fan of Steven Seagal VHS tapes (titles visible: "Marked for Death," "Out for Justice," "Hard to Kill"). The man speaks.
Man: HONEY, I'M SORRY. I JUST DON'T SHARE YOUR PASSION FOR STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIES...
Caption (below panel): The poison moved slowly, but would soon reach her heart.
Votey:
A close-up of a bearded man's face looking up, with a speech bubble.
Bearded man: NO ONE WILL JUDGE ME
Alt text
Main comic: In a living room, a red-haired man lounges on a yellow couch and tells a curly-brown-haired woman in the foreground, who is fanning out a handful of Steven Seagal VHS tapes (Marked for Death, Out for Justice, Hard to Kill): "Honey, I'm sorry. I just don't share your passion for Steven Seagal movies..." A caption beneath reads: "The poison moved slowly, but would soon reach her heart." The joke: the man's rejection of her Seagal fandom is the slow-acting poison killing her. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of a bearded man gazing upward, declaring in a speech bubble, "No one will judge me" — implying he can now freely enjoy the Seagal movies himself.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.