2005-03-29
Original: 2005-03-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An alien in a red bodysuit holds up a bronze sword that is shattering against the iron sword of a human soldier wearing camouflage. Sparks fly at the point of impact.
Alien: BLAST! THEIR IRON IS MUCH STRONGER THAN OUR BRONZE!
Caption (below panel): The alien invaders were easily dispatched.
Votey:
Close-up on the alien's face, looking down at itself in alarm.
Alien: OH GOD I'M WEARING MY PAJAMAS!
An alien in a red bodysuit holds up a bronze sword that is shattering against the iron sword of a human soldier wearing camouflage. Sparks fly at the point of impact.
Alien: BLAST! THEIR IRON IS MUCH STRONGER THAN OUR BRONZE!
Caption (below panel): The alien invaders were easily dispatched.
Votey:
Close-up on the alien's face, looking down at itself in alarm.
Alien: OH GOD I'M WEARING MY PAJAMAS!
Alt text
A green-skinned alien in a red bodysuit swings a bronze sword that shatters in a burst of sparks against the iron sword of a human soldier in camouflage gear. The alien exclaims, "Blast! Their iron is much stronger than our bronze!" A caption beneath reads, "The alien invaders were easily dispatched" — the joke being that an interstellar invading force still hasn't advanced past the Bronze Age. Votey: a close-up of the alien's face glancing down in horror, realizing, "Oh God I'm wearing my pajamas!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.