2004-05-03
Original: 2004-05-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with flame-like brown hair, dressed in black and standing with one hand behind his back, approaches a reception desk where a woman with dark hair in a purple shirt sits. Framed art hangs on the walls and a potted plant stands nearby.
Man: HEY THERE. YOU WANNA SPOON?
(The man is holding a spoon behind his back.)
Caption (below panel): Technically, it wasn't sexual harassment.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman, smiling, holding up a fork.
Woman: NO. YOU WANNA FORK?
A man with flame-like brown hair, dressed in black and standing with one hand behind his back, approaches a reception desk where a woman with dark hair in a purple shirt sits. Framed art hangs on the walls and a potted plant stands nearby.
Man: HEY THERE. YOU WANNA SPOON?
(The man is holding a spoon behind his back.)
Caption (below panel): Technically, it wasn't sexual harassment.
Votey:
Close-up of the woman, smiling, holding up a fork.
Woman: NO. YOU WANNA FORK?
Alt text
A man with flame-like brown hair, wearing all black and hiding one hand behind his back, walks up to an office reception desk where a dark-haired woman in a purple shirt sits. Art hangs on the gallery-like walls. He says, "Hey there. You wanna spoon?" — and the hand behind his back is revealed to be holding an actual spoon. The caption below reads: "Technically, it wasn't sexual harassment." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up shows the woman smiling and holding up a fork, replying, "No. You wanna fork?" — turning his pun back on him with a more suggestive utensil.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.