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2003-06-02

Original: 2003-06-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Blonde woman: I don't want you to change your entire style... just a few things...
Man with a dead chicken on his head: Like what?!
Blonde woman: Well, the dead chicken might be a start...
Man: She's dead? Ewwwwww!

Votey:
Man (distraught): That does explain the lack of eggs.

Alt text

A blonde woman talks to a man who has a dead white chicken sitting on top of his head. She says she doesn't want him to change his entire style, just a few things, like maybe the dead chicken. The man reacts in horror: "She's dead? Ewwwwww!" Votey: a close-up of the man's anguished face as he realizes, "That does explain the lack of eggs."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.