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2003-06-10

Original: 2003-06-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):
A man with orange/red hair sits at a small dinner table across from a blonde woman. Two glasses of red wine and small plates sit on the table between them. The man holds up his hand, pinching a large, dark, chunky clump of food that he has apparently just pulled from his teeth, examining it.

Man: OH GEEZ! WAS THIS IN MY TEETH ALL THROUGH DINNER?

The blonde woman recoils, clutching at herself with a disgusted/uncomfortable expression.

Votey:
Close-up of the man's face, looking worried and grimacing.
Man (thought/caption): WILL THIS AFFECT THE ODDS OF AN END-OF-DATE KISS?

Alt text

Single-panel comic: an orange-haired man and a blonde woman sit across a small dinner table set with two glasses of red wine. The man holds up a large dark clump of food he has just extracted from his teeth, exclaiming, "Oh geez! Was this in my teeth all through dinner?" The woman recoils with a disgusted expression. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the man's worried, grimacing face as he wonders, "Will this affect the odds of an end-of-date kiss?"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.