ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2003-05-09

Original: 2003-05-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A long-haired blond man wearing a sweater with "COLLEGE" written on it gestures dramatically while speaking to another man (seen from behind).
Blond man: IMAGINE NO POSSESSIONS, MAN. LIKE, WOAH, YOU KNOW, MAN? WOAH. WOAH. WOAH.

Caption below panel: The real problem with Communism.

Votey:
Hand-lettered text on a sticky-note-style square: COLLEGE STUDENTS WITH TINY ARMS

Alt text

A long-haired blond man in a sweater labeled "COLLEGE" gestures earnestly toward another man (shown from behind), saying "Imagine no possessions, man. Like, woah, you know, man? Woah. Woah. Woah." A caption beneath reads: "The real problem with Communism." The joke mocks the stereotype of the rambling, idealistic college student. Votey (aftercomic): hand-lettered text reading "College students with tiny arms."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.