2002-11-20
Original: 2002-11-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (Main comic):
Woman at a typewriter (text she is typing, shown in narration/typed text at top): "And I'll never forget his last words to me: 'Lois, for the sake of the future of all mankind, don't ever tell anyone that I was Clark Kent.'"
Caption (below panel): Lois Lane finally gets that Pulitzer.
Votey:
A man with a scowling, irritated expression (drawn as a Superman-like figure) speaks:
Man: "Now that it's out in the open, I will be charging for my services."
Woman at a typewriter (text she is typing, shown in narration/typed text at top): "And I'll never forget his last words to me: 'Lois, for the sake of the future of all mankind, don't ever tell anyone that I was Clark Kent.'"
Caption (below panel): Lois Lane finally gets that Pulitzer.
Votey:
A man with a scowling, irritated expression (drawn as a Superman-like figure) speaks:
Man: "Now that it's out in the open, I will be charging for my services."
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel against a yellow background shows a dark-haired woman, seen from behind and the side, seated at a desk typing on a manual typewriter, with a telephone beside her. The text she is typing appears above her: "And I'll never forget his last words to me: 'Lois, for the sake of the future of all mankind, don't ever tell anyone that I was Clark Kent.'" A caption beneath the panel reads: "Lois Lane finally gets that Pulitzer." The joke is that reporter Lois Lane has cashed in by publicly revealing Superman's secret identity. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of a scowling, annoyed Superman-like man who says, "Now that it's out in the open, I will be charging for my services" — implying that once his identity is exposed, he'll stop saving people for free.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.