2002-12-03
Original: 2002-12-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blond man in a red shirt stands facing a red-haired woman in a green shirt. The woman, looking distressed, speaks.
Woman: "YOU'RE PEEING ON ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE PEEING ON ME!"
Caption (below panel):
Man: "What's the problem?! Don't you ever bathe?"
Votey:
A close-up of an angry man's face, brow furrowed, mouth open mid-shout.
Man: "THIS GENERATION IS ALWAYS BLAMING OTHER PEOPLE FOR THEIR PROBLEMS."
A blond man in a red shirt stands facing a red-haired woman in a green shirt. The woman, looking distressed, speaks.
Woman: "YOU'RE PEEING ON ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE PEEING ON ME!"
Caption (below panel):
Man: "What's the problem?! Don't you ever bathe?"
Votey:
A close-up of an angry man's face, brow furrowed, mouth open mid-shout.
Man: "THIS GENERATION IS ALWAYS BLAMING OTHER PEOPLE FOR THEIR PROBLEMS."
Alt text
A two-character scene. A blond man in a red shirt stands facing a distressed red-haired woman in a green shirt, who exclaims, "You're peeing on me! I can't believe you're peeing on me!" A caption beneath the panel gives the man's unbothered reply: "What's the problem?! Don't you ever bathe?" — treating urinating on someone as a normal part of washing. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of an angry, scowling man shouting, "This generation is always blaming other people for their problems," framing the complaint as the woman's failing.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.