Fuzz

A single-panel SMBC comic set in space. A gray flying saucer hovers in a starfield beside the curved green-and-blue edge of planet Earth. A large speech balloon coming from the saucer reads: "Ugh, these. We bred them to be larger and not have all the fuzz, and now they ship well but taste like nothing. Just leave them alone." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Humans are the Red Delicious of the galaxy." The joke is that aliens regard humans like an over-bred, bland supermarket apple. Votey (aftercomic): hand-lettered text in a hand-drawn box reads, "(This also explains the decrease in cannibalism over time)".