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Consent

Original: Consent on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman (looking uneasy): I just... it feels like I shouldn't.
Man (shown in silhouette): I give you my consent! I'm into it! I'm working through my childhood! The safe word is METROPOLIS!

Caption (below panel): The worst thing about dating Superman was the kryptonite fetish.

Votey:
Man: Now put on the Batman suit.

Alt text

A woman with dark hair, looking uneasy, says 'I just... it feels like I shouldn't.' The man she's talking to is drawn entirely in black silhouette and replies enthusiastically, 'I give you my consent! I'm into it! I'm working through my childhood! The safe word is METROPOLIS!' A caption beneath the panel reads: 'The worst thing about dating Superman was the kryptonite fetish.' The joke is that the silhouetted man is Superman, who is asking his partner to use kryptonite (referencing his home city Metropolis as a safe word). Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the same man's face, now smirking, as he adds, 'Now put on the Batman suit.'

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.