Enormous
Original: Enormous on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
The panel shows a tightly packed crowd of smiling women of various skin tones and hair colors, leaning toward one another. The central area where their bodies meet is pixelated/censored (a blurred mosaic block).
Caption (boxed text below the image): NBC wishes to assure its viewership that these enormous jiggling breasts are fully compliant with applicable FCC guidelines.
Bottom caption (below the panel): If the government declares trans women are men, the opportunities are enormous.
Votey:
Text (handwritten, centered): Call me, NBC. I've been preparing my whole life to write this script.
The panel shows a tightly packed crowd of smiling women of various skin tones and hair colors, leaning toward one another. The central area where their bodies meet is pixelated/censored (a blurred mosaic block).
Caption (boxed text below the image): NBC wishes to assure its viewership that these enormous jiggling breasts are fully compliant with applicable FCC guidelines.
Bottom caption (below the panel): If the government declares trans women are men, the opportunities are enormous.
Votey:
Text (handwritten, centered): Call me, NBC. I've been preparing my whole life to write this script.
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic shows a dense cluster of cheerful women with different skin tones and hair colors leaning together; the spot where their chests meet is pixelated/blurred out like censored TV content. A caption box reads: 'NBC wishes to assure its viewership that these enormous jiggling breasts are fully compliant with applicable FCC guidelines.' A line below the panel reads: 'If the government declares trans women are men, the opportunities are enormous.' The joke: if breasts on trans women are reclassified as not female, broadcast indecency rules wouldn't apply, opening 'opportunities.' Votey aftercomic: handwritten text reading 'Call me, NBC. I've been preparing my whole life to write this script.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.