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Fake

Original: Fake on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man with flame-like orange hair: YOU'RE NOT FAKING ORGASMS ARE YOU?
Woman (brown hair): NO, I NEVER HAVE TO, WITH YOU.
Man: THANKS THAT'S—
Woman: BUT I AM REMOTELY ACTIVATING AN ORGASM PROTOCOL TO GET THROUGH THAT KNUCKLE THING YOU LEARNED FROM THE INTERNET.

Caption (below panel): Cyborg brain implants introduced entirely new genres of sexual embarrassment.

Votey:
Woman: IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, ACTIVATE YOUR ACCEPTANCE MODULE.

Alt text

A two-person bedroom conversation. A bare-shouldered man with flame-like orange hair faces a woman with brown hair. He asks, "You're not faking orgasms are you?" She replies, "No, I never have to, with you." He begins, "Thanks that's—" but she cuts in: "But I AM remotely activating an orgasm protocol to get through that knuckle thing you learned from the internet." A caption below reads: "Cyborg brain implants introduced entirely new genres of sexual embarrassment." Votey: a close-up of the woman's deadpan face as she says, "If you don't like it, activate your acceptance module."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.