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Original: Same on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A balding man with glasses (speaking, gesturing): "I kept the house exactly as you left it, so perfect was your memory, that I dare not touch a thing, for fear that some tiny piece of you would be lost forever."
A man with a reddish beard listens.

Caption (below the panel): "I found a way to get out of housework each morning."

Votey:
A roughly drawn face. A speech bubble reads: "YOU CAN CHANGE IT THOUGH. GO NUTS."

Alt text

A two-panel webcomic. Main panel: a balding man wearing glasses speaks earnestly, hand raised, to a bearded man. He says, "I kept the house exactly as you left it, so perfect was your memory, that I dare not touch a thing, for fear that some tiny piece of you would be lost forever." A caption beneath reads, "I found a way to get out of housework each morning," revealing the grand sentimental speech is really an excuse to avoid cleaning. Votey (aftercomic): a crudely sketched face with a speech bubble saying, "YOU CAN CHANGE IT THOUGH. GO NUTS."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.