Chew

A single-panel comic. A man with red flame-like hair and a beard (pink shirt) earnestly lectures a brown-haired woman in glasses (green shirt), who grows visibly annoyed. He says: "I came to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum. Therefore it is impossible to kick ass and chew bubblegum. I should have said 'I came to kick ass XOR chew bubb-'" The woman cuts him off, shouting "Stop! Stop it!" A caption below reads: "I became insufferable after learning first-order logic." The joke pedantically dismantles the classic action-movie one-liner using formal logic (noting the original implies a conjunction that fails when one part is impossible, and should be an exclusive-or). Votey (aftercomic): a hand-drawn box containing the text "Suddenly regretting not making a t-shirt of 'I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum therefore I cannot kick ass and chew bubblegum.'"